10.  You don’t need another 5 dollar candy bar.

9.  You're already subscribed to "Men's Health" 'till 2028.

8.  Your fundraiser is making your unit money while you sleep

7.  Your supporters won't blow their New Year's Resolution to lose weight just for your bake sale.

6.  You won't be delivering cookie dough in the rain!

5.  The funds won't be coming out of YOUR pocket, for once!

4.  Nobody has to sit in the dunk tank.

3.  Your spouses won’t be out washing cars in their bikini tops.

2.  Girl Scout cookies, hmmm ... well ok - those thin mints are pretty good!

1.  Because it's CAV, and because it's HOOAH!