Be Seated.
Men, this stuff we hear about America wanting to stay
out of the war, not wanting to fight, is a lot of bullshit. Americans
love to fight - traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and
clash of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble
player; the fastest runner; the big league ball players; the toughest
boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans
despise cowards. Americans play to win - all the time. I wouldn't give a
hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have
never lost, not ever will lose a war, for the very thought of losing is
hateful to an American.
You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you
here today would die in a major battle. Death must not be feared. Every
man is frightened at first in battle. If he says he isn't, he's a
goddamn liar. Some men are cowards, yes! But they fight just the same,
or get the hell shamed out of them watching men who do fight who are
just as scared. The real hero is the man who fights even though he is
scared. Some get over their fright in a minute under fire, some take an
hour. For some it takes days. But the real man never lets fear of death
overpower his honor, his sense of duty to this country and his innate
manhood.
All through your army career you men have bitched
about "This chickenshit drilling." That is all for a purpose.
Drilling and discipline must be maintained in any army if for only one
reason -- INSTANT OBEDIENCE TO ORDERS AND TO CREATE CONSTANT ALERTNESS.
I don't give a damn for a man who is not always on his toes. You men are
veterans or you wouldn't be here. You are ready. A man to continue
breathing must be alert at all times. If not, sometime a German
son-of-a-bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a
sock full of shit.
There are 400 neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily
all because one man went to sleep on his job -- but they were German
graves for we caught the bastard asleep before his officers did. An Army
is a team. Lives, sleeps, eats, fights as a team. This individual heroic
stuff is a lot of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that kind of
stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real
fighting, under fire, than they do about fucking. We have the best food,
the finest equipment, the best spirit and the best fighting men in the
world. Why, by God, I actually pity these poor sons-of-bitches we are
going up against. By God, I do!
My men don't surrender. I don't want to hear of any
soldier under my command being captured unless he is hit. Even if you
are hit, you can still fight. That's not just bullshit, either. The kind
of man I want under me is like the lieutenant in Libya, who, with a Luger against his chest, jerked off his helmet, swept the gun aside with
one hand and busted hell out of the Boche with the helmet. Then he
jumped on the gun and went out and killed another German: All this with
a bullet through his lung. That's a man for you.
All real heroes are not story book combat fighters
either. Every man in the army plays a vital part. Every little job is
essential. Don't ever let down, thinking your role is unimportant. Every
man has a job to do. Every man is a link in the great chain. What if
every truck driver decided that he didn't like the whine of the shells
overhead, turned yellow and jumped headlong into the ditch? He could say
to himself, "They won't miss me -- just one in thousands."
What if every man said that? Where in hell would we be now? No, thank
God, Americans don't say that! Every man does his job; every man serves
the whole. Every department, every unit, is important to the vast scheme
of things. The Ordnance men are needed to supply the guns, the
Quartermaster to bring up the food and clothes to us -- for where we're
going there isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Every last man in the mess
hall, even the one who heats the water to keep us from getting the GI
shits has a job to do. Even the chaplain is important, for if we get
killed and if he is not there to bury us we'd all go to hell.
Each man must not only think of himself, but of his
buddy fighting beside him. We don't want yellow cowards in this army.
They should all be killed off like flies. If not they will go back home
after the war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed brave
men. Kill off the goddamn cowards and we'll have a nation of brave men.
One of the bravest men I ever saw in the African
campaign was the fellow I saw on top of a telegraph pole in the midst of
furious fire while we were plowing toward Tunis. I stopped and asked
what the hell he was doing up there at that time. He answered,
"Fixing the wire, sir." "Isn't it a little unhealthy
right now?," I asked. "Yes sir, but this goddamn wire's got to
be fixed." There was a real soldier. There was a man who devoted
all he had to his duty, no matter how great the odds, no matter how
seemingly insignificant his duty might appear at the time.
You should have seen those trucks on the road to Gabes.
The drivers were magnificent. All day and all night they rolled over
those son-of-a-bitching roads, never stopping, never faltering from
their course, with shells bursting around them all the time. We got
through on good old American guts. Many of these men drove over forty
consecutive hours. These weren't combat men. But they were soldiers with
a job to do. They did it -- and in a whale of a way they did it. They
were part of a team. Without them the fight would have been lost. All
the links in the chain pulled together and that chain became
unbreakable.
Don't forget, you don't know I'm here. No word of the
fact is to be mentioned in any letters. The world is not supposed to
know what the hell became of me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this
Army. I'm not even supposed to be in England. Let the first bastards to
find out be the goddamn Germans. Someday I want them to raise up on
their hind legs and howl, "Jesus Christ, it's the goddamn Third
Army and that son-of-a-bitch Patton again."
We want to get the hell over there. We want to get
over there and clear the goddamn thing up. You can't win a war lying
down. The quicker we clean up this goddamn mess, the quicker we can take
a jaunt against the purple pissing Japs an clean their nest out too,
before the Marines get all the goddamn credit.
Sure, we all want to be home. We want this thing over
with. The quickest way to get it over is to get the bastards. The
quicker they are whipped, the quicker we go home. The shortest way home
is through Berlin. When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays
there all day, a Boche will get him eventually, and the hell with that
idea. The hell with taking it. My men don't dig foxholes. I don't want
them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And don't give
the enemy time to dig one. We'll win this war but we'll win it only by
fighting and by showing the Germans we've got more guts than they have.
There is one great thing you men will all be able to
say when you go home. You may thank God for it. Thank God, that at
least, thirty years from now, when you are sitting around the fireside
with your grandson on your knees, and he asks you what you did in the
great war, you won't have to cough and say, "I shoveled shit in
Louisiana."